Whod you bang
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Fuck appropriateness.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
40s are totally the cure
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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