People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
