i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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