He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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