can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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