You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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