I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
