i think i have two assholes
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
