You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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