yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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