He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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