Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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