I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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