Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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