erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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