Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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