I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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