I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
