You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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