Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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