maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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