awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i now understand why vodka
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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