I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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