Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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