She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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