I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I wish you could order shots online.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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