The brown eye won't let me do that either.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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