He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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