Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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