OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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