turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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