I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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