question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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