This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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