I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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