I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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