You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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