we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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