So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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