we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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