I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I see more hoeing in ur future
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