im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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