either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
