Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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