Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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