We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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