So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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