I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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