A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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