i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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