I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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