Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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